THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER. All you need to do is claim it. Where, my lovely reader. Where do you want this poor creature that we call Protagonist to look for this mythical figure named Wizard? Pour your souls into me, readers. Where to put our bear? 1 like 1 prayer. If you're hungry, eat a pear. Don't be a square and give me air. Give me meaty straightforward emotionless commands, as you would to a text-adventure game.